Charlie Sheen Meme, la mania impazza su Twitter

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Charlie Sheen, tutto sommato, è un vincente. Lo dicono i numeri da Guinness dei Primati del suo account Twitter, e lo dice anche lui, in radio e in televisione. E lo dice così spesso che winning è diventato il meme del momento. Tutto merito di una serie di sconclusionate, ma divertentissime, affermazioni dell’attore nel radio show di Alex Jones: 18 minuti in diretta nei quali Charlie Sheen ne ha dette di tutti i colori, prendendosela pure col produttore del suo show “Due uomini e mezzo” che lo ha silurato, chiamandolo clown e perdente.

Ma questo è solo l’inizio, perché l’attore non si è fermato ad una intervista radiofonica, ma è apparso pure in tv dove ha rilasciato interessanti dichiarazioni sulla droga e sullo star system che sembra voltargli le spalle. Charlie Sheen ha confessato di curare la sua tossicodipendenza con la mente, e che ha un esercito di assassini pronti a difenderlo, anzi che egli stesso è un assassino, per essere precisi un pericoloso stregone warlock. Perché lui non è una persona normale, ma è speciale perché nelle sue vene scorre sangue di tigre. E alle accuse di disturbo bipolare rivolte da alcuni quotidiani, Sheen ha risposto con un secco “I’m bi-winning“.

Queste ed altre affermazioni sono state raccolte dal sito umoristico di Funny or Die, e poi retwittate dagli utenti, così tante volte che hashtags come #tigerblood e #winning sono entrati subito fra i trending topics.
Di seguito l’elenco delle frasi celebri di Charlie Sheen più amate dagli utenti.

  1. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
  2. “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
  3. “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”
  4. “You can’t process me with a normal brain.”
  5. “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
  6. “I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”
  7. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.”
  8. “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
  9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
  10. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
  11. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
  12. “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
  13. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
  14. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.”
  15. “I’m an F-18, bro.”
  16. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
  17. “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
  18. “I’m bi-winning.”
  19. “There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
  20. “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”
  21. “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
  22. “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
  23. “[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock.”
  24. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”
  25. “Winning.”
  26. “I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”
  27. “C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”
  28. “Winning.”
  29. “Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.”

La memesfera ha trovato la sua star.

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